You know you have been at university too long when…

Revised: February 5, 2007

Just some funny comments I found on another facebook community I have bolded the ones that apply to me :p:

  1. Your concept of a hard day’s work is sitting at a desk for 4 hours drinking tea, and occasionally staring blankly at a question sheet.
  2. The idea of going out mainly at the weekend just seems odd - what’s wrong with the other 5 days?
  3. You completely forget about the existence of ironing.
  4. You class any plate you’ve used in the last 24hrs as ‘clean’.
  5. You start to read the scribbles on the desks in lectures and learn more from them than the lectures.
  6. You start watchin Disney movies again.
  7. Your Hungry, but the actual effort of going to buy actual food is too much, so you live off cereal for a week.
  8. Blu-tack becomes a brilliant plaything.
  9. You have time for facebook!
  10. To work means to get up at 3pm, check your e-mail, talk on msn, and cook your tea.
  11. You start talking about you and your flatmates imaginary child, just to confuse the tesco’s checkout girl.
  12. You have a can of beer with your breakfast and don

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