Pervert spikes own drink…
Revised: February 8, 2007
A 34 year old, self confessed, passionate masturbator has admitted to police that he spiked his own drink with the drug rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.
Police were informed that he had deliberately set out to prey on his own company and that his plan had from the outset been to take advantage of himself while his defences where down.
“I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” the man said. “And when I saw this hottie bit of hand leaning on the bar I slipped myself a mickey, and the next thing I know I was taking myself back to my place.”
Police have described the man as one of several predatory masturbators currently operating in the watering holes around the inner city of Sydney.
“In fact, it’s fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of wankers,” a police spokesman said.
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