Dude, the Universe… it’s Huge!

I haven’t written a philosophical or fact based fictional story in a while and so seeing as it’s already one in the morning and I am unlikely to get to sleep until two now anyway’s, I shall write one with lore mostly likely in monologue form… however we shall see how it evolves – knowing me it shall make sense if you think about it… for a very long time:

Just think, they say ignorance is bliss but really is it? When you think about it, ignorance can be a scary thing, a dangerous thing. You know, just think about it for a second, ignorance can kill you, if you don’t know something vital to the healthy living of your life, you could just die. I would imagine that is why they have the Darwin Awards, you must be pretty stupid to die of ignorance like that guy who blew off his genitals by sticking a lit firecracker up his arse. Excuse me, but just why!? Ignorance, just because you don’t know about it, doesn’t mean it cant hurt you – a lot.

Photography is a fantastic invention and a past time enjoyed by many including myself. Every photo tells a story, be it of how stupidly sun burnt you managed to get on that ever so cheap summer holiday in some benign foreign country to photos of your family at a wedding that everyone believed shouldn’t have even happened and during which several members of the  bride and grooms families brawled like two opposing football team hooligans – actually photos of that would be rather funny to view, don’t knock it chances are it’s happened more than a couple of times, unfortunate as it is. Indeed a picture does say a thousand words, but no one said those words had to make the slightest bit of sense – context is a funny thing, a little like hind-sight.

With those two tangents out of the way and pretty much comprising the entire introduction I didn’t have planned for this thing I shall move on to what could quite possibly be the actual subject for this monologue.

The universe, its massive! Now I don’t just mean it’s really, really big, I mean it’s infinite and man is that really, really, really big! So you can’t honestly say to me that we are alone in the vastness that is the Universe, statistically it’s impossible that we are the only evolved race in space, actually statistically we are most likely the least evolved being that the universe is many billions of years older than us. This is where I get back to the ignorance thing, it would be ignorant let alone arrogant for anyone to presume that we are the only life in this Universe, even more so if you where to be so presumptuous to conseed that: ok maybe we aren’t alone, but we must be the most evolved and all those other life forms don’t have souls. Excuse me, please just shove a banger up your arse!

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously or as anyone’s view on life. It is supposed to be entertainment, a parody on life and you are supposed to enjoy it as such. I can’t be held responsible if you choose to submit yourself to Darwinism and stick a lit banger up your arse due to this posting, to be honest I would believe that you deserved it. The funny thing is, I wasn’t trying to be funny…