Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’ – John Mayer
Photogabble has been developed, edited and written by Simon Dann. Simon is a 22 year old post-grad Communication, Culture & Media student, currently studying for his Masters.
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